Author Archives: Dave

Lenka’s The Bright Side

I downloaded Lenka’s new album The Bright Side the day it went on sale and since then it’s been playing non-stop in my car. In my gay opinion, this is the perfect album for summer, to just roll down the windows and sing along to…especially lucky for those people stuck next to me at red…

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Top 5 Ways That I’m An A-Hole

Sometimes I find myself in a situation where I think to myself, “Self, you really are being an A-Hole!” When it comes to being an A-Hole, nobody is immune, but it helps to recognize those moments. Therefore, in my gay opinion, these are the Top 5 Ways That I’m An A-Hole. 5: Don’t Make Me…

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Paula Cole’s 7

I discovered Paula Cole when I first heard “Where Have All The Cowboys Gone” back in 1997. After hearing it, I ran out and bought her album This Fire . I loved that album so much that I went back to the store (that’s when there were still record stores) and bought her first album…

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Marina & The Diamonds Froot

I first discovered Marina & The Diamonds when she opened for Katy Perry during Katy’s California Dreams Tour. Whenever I go to a concert and there’s an opener I don’t know, I like to check out their music beforehand. I had yet to like an unknown opener until Marina and haven’t liked one since. Her…

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Madonna’s Rebel Heart

Being a Madonna fan has been a part of my life longer than most things. Longer than I was a son, a vegetarian, a boyfriend, or any professional title I’ve ever had. Hell it’s even been longer than I’ve called myself gay. Madonna herself, her songs, her videos, her movies, her concerts…are all interwoven into…

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My Fairy Tale To Becoming A Hat Model

Once upon a time there was a gay lad who grew up in the shire known as Meriden. He would spend his days and nights laying in bed staring longingly at the photo on his ceiling of the fair Maiden Farrah, in her red bathing attire with her flowing golden locks, thinking to himself “Self,…

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Movie Choosing Methodology

In my gay opinion movies are second only to music as the best way of escape from everyday life. I enjoy watching at least a couple movies a week and have a couple thousand rated on my Netflix queue. My star ratings are 1 star: What a piece of crap, I couldn’t even get through…

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Bette Midler’s It’s The Girls

I was thrilled when I heard Bette Midler was releasing a new album. I have to admit I was a little disappointed when I learned it was another album of covers since it’s been over a decade since she’s released an album of new music. But when I heard the premise, she was going to…

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