Top 5 Things I Put In My Mouth In Miami

In my gay opinion, one of the best parts of going on vacation is being able to eat out at different restaurants. Cooking is one of my least favorite chores to do. If I didn’t hate needles more than cooking, I’d look into getting an intravenous feeding tube installed in my arm. Having someone serve…

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Top 5 Things Wrong With The Witch

Spoiler Alert: I feel compelled to blow the lid off this cauldron of crap known as The Witch so this is for people who have seen the movie or have no interest in it! When it comes to movies, don’t give me the Oscar nominees or something critically acclaimed. Give me a low budget flick…

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Top 5 Black Entertainers

In honor of Black History Month I thought I would celebrate by posting, in my gay opinion, my list of the Top 5 Black Entertainers: 5: Fefe Dobson – She’s the youngest person on my list at 30 but I think she’s talented beyond her years. Her musical style of R&B and rock is addicting…

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Top 5 Things I Take Offense To

I come into contact with all types of people on a daily basis, many of whom say things that the normal population would take offense to. However, it takes a lot to offend me. I don’t understand people who get worked up when their race, sexuality, age, etc. are called into question. Are you so…

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Top 5 Things I Learned In West Virginia

This past weekend I went to West Virginia to see my nephew run in a marathon. Normally I wouldn’t go that far for just a weekend away but he was driving and my sister had an extra bed in her room so I figured why not. The only things I knew West Virginia is stereo-typically…

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Top 5 Ways That I’m An A-Hole

Sometimes I find myself in a situation where I think to myself, “Self, you really are being an A-Hole!” When it comes to being an A-Hole, nobody is immune, but it helps to recognize those moments. Therefore, in my gay opinion, these are the Top 5 Ways That I’m An A-Hole. 5: Don’t Make Me…

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Top 5 Cons To Having Sex With Bill Cosby

Here are two things you need to understand about me before reading further: #1: When it comes to what’s going on in the world, my two news sources are Yahoo and Twitter. #2: If something becomes a big news story, I tire of it really quick. I have self-diagnosed Current Events A.D.D. Back a few…

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Top 5 Once Isn’t Enough Diva List

I have been lucky enough to see most of the great divas of my time in concert. The truly amazing ones I will go out of my way to see again and again. I’m talking about Madonna, Cher, Tina Turner, Bette Midler and the list goes on and on. However, there are a few that…

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Top 5 Must See Divas Before I Die Bucket List

Most people have a bucket list of things they want to do or places they want to see before they die, that’s not really my thing. Since I have no goals, everything is attainable. I wake up, get dressed, eat, work, and have some laughs. Missions accomplished. As for my geographical knowledge, I can’t even…

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