Here’s some things you need to know in order to understand me and this post. #1: Growing up I was a fat kid. To hide that fact I would wear large or extra large shirts to hide my girth and blend in. However, looking back, the shirts were florescent and I’d squeeze my big ass…
Yearly Archives: 2015
Top 5 Ways That I’m An A-Hole
Sometimes I find myself in a situation where I think to myself, “Self, you really are being an A-Hole!” When it comes to being an A-Hole, nobody is immune, but it helps to recognize those moments. Therefore, in my gay opinion, these are the Top 5 Ways That I’m An A-Hole. 5: Don’t Make Me…
Top 5 Whining Topics That Get On My Nerves
People talk way too much for my liking. In my gay opinion, the only thing worse than listening to people talk is having to listen to them whine. I don’t drink wine and I sure don’t want to listen to it. So in honor of that, here are my Top 5 Whining Topics That Get…
Paula Cole’s 7
I discovered Paula Cole when I first heard “Where Have All The Cowboys Gone” back in 1997. After hearing it, I ran out and bought her album This Fire . I loved that album so much that I went back to the store (that’s when there were still record stores) and bought her first album…
Marina & The Diamonds Froot
I first discovered Marina & The Diamonds when she opened for Katy Perry during Katy’s California Dreams Tour. Whenever I go to a concert and there’s an opener I don’t know, I like to check out their music beforehand. I had yet to like an unknown opener until Marina and haven’t liked one since. Her…
Madonna’s Rebel Heart
Being a Madonna fan has been a part of my life longer than most things. Longer than I was a son, a vegetarian, a boyfriend, or any professional title I’ve ever had. Hell it’s even been longer than I’ve called myself gay. Madonna herself, her songs, her videos, her movies, her concerts…are all interwoven into…
My Fairy Tale To Becoming A Hat Model
Once upon a time there was a gay lad who grew up in the shire known as Meriden. He would spend his days and nights laying in bed staring longingly at the photo on his ceiling of the fair Maiden Farrah, in her red bathing attire with her flowing golden locks, thinking to himself “Self,…
Movie Choosing Methodology
In my gay opinion movies are second only to music as the best way of escape from everyday life. I enjoy watching at least a couple movies a week and have a couple thousand rated on my Netflix queue. My star ratings are 1 star: What a piece of crap, I couldn’t even get through…
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