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Now you’re probably asking yourself, “how could I get Dave to give me his opinion about something that’s important to me”? It isn’t easy to get me to think of someone besides myself! So it will cost you and cost you big…a whole $5.00. For $5.00 you CAN’T get a coffee at Starbucks, buy a pack of cigarettes, or feed a starving child in one of those third world countries that I could never find on a map. But you CAN buy my gay opinion! Just go to my page and receive my opinion about ANYTHING in less than 2 days delivered straight to your box…your inbox that is. For your eyes only, as Sheena Easton would say. What a bargain!

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