This was the video that started it all, my lifelong love affair with Madonna. Every queen needs their diva and she’s been mine since that day in 1984: I ran to the flea market to buy rubber bracelets and a belly-baring mesh tank top…not a flattering look for a chubby pasty-white boy MTV introduced me…
It’s rare for a movie to make it into my collection. I have not seen, bought or watched a movie more than one time since 2013’s First Period. If you haven’t heard of First Period, do yourself a favor and watch it. It’s completely hysterical but still doesn’t have what it takes to be in…
I have never claimed to have cinematic taste. Give me a trashy B-list celebrity cult flick or made for TV movie any day. So when I discovered that Hulu had a holiday section with trashy Christmas rom-com’s, I was all over it. There may only be 12 Days Of Christmas but there’s way more horrible…
Welcome to Douche Bagging 101. Don’t worry, this isn’t going to be a How-To post, it’s a precautionary tale. If you master the fine art of Ass Holery it’s a short step to obtaining the title of Douche Bag. The path is paved with inflated self importance and entitlement. There are many but here’s the Top 5…
My father died when I was 11 and I was raised by a single mother. We were poor. I’m talking wait in line for government cheese poor, but she did what needed to be done. She was a stay at home mom raising me and my three older siblings while my father was on the road…
One of my pet peeves is hanging out with couples who bicker and argue in front of me. Why air your dirty laundry in public? I don’t want to hear it, save it for behind closed doors. If you can’t contain your anger, then have the decency to be passive aggressive about it. All people…
I’ve had some interesting gigs over the years, thanks to giving my gay opinion on Fiverr. I’ve been a hat model, interpreted sexts, judged contests, and was on a D/S podcast among other things. So being contacted by someone who wanted my Top 5 Horror Movies List was par for the course. Here’s the list,…
The end of last year I got the dreaded letter, the one I’ve been avoiding and hoping to never see again, the Jury Administration calling me for jury duty. I understand being a juror is part of my civic duty and I have to go but it doesn’t mean I have to like it. In…
You know that saying “women are from Venus and men are from Mars”, it’s true, straight couples have it hard. I’ve been a witness to quite a few spats that I’ve been uncomfortably drawn into. I don’t get it but straight people love to air their dirty laundry to an audience. I guess it has…
Every year as I get older and the people around me get older, I notice when someone does something elderly, I say to myself “Self, at least your not that old.” In my gay opinion, these are the Top 5 Ways To Know You’re Getting Old. #5 But These PJs Are Clean – When you…
