Top 5 Things I Put In My Mouth In Miami

In my gay opinion, one of the best parts of going on vacation is being able to eat out at different restaurants. Cooking is one of my least favorite chores to do. If I didn’t hate needles more than cooking, I’d look into getting an intravenous feeding tube installed in my arm. Having someone serve…

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Welcome To Miami

This post is an homage to my sister (who shall remain nameless since she would rather not be affiliated with this blog, which is the greatest form of flattery) and her world famous travel blog. Trust me, it’s huge in Russia and with seniors.   Last week my partner and I went to Miami on…

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Check Out My Balls

I’m not one of those crafty sort of gays. Every New Years instead of making a resolution, I attempt a project. In past years I’ve dabbled in photography and collaging. Photography was fun but not really crafty and I learned that I don’t have the patience to glue those fucking little pieces of paper down…

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Rupaul’s Butch Queen

Rupaul’s new album Butch Queen is song after song of thumping beats to grind your hips to and full of biting shade to fiercely snap your fingers to. It’s a wet dream for any gay house music fan or clubbing drag queen. Unfortunately, I am neither of those. I don’t think house music is really…

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Top 5 Things Wrong With The Witch

Spoiler Alert: I feel compelled to blow the lid off this cauldron of crap known as The Witch so this is for people who have seen the movie or have no interest in it! When it comes to movies, don’t give me the Oscar nominees or something critically acclaimed. Give me a low budget flick…

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