I’ve been wearing eyeglasses since middle school, in a time before the internet, when dinosaurs roamed the earth and Charo sailed the high seas on The Love Boat before she discovered America. I would get my glasses made where I had my eye exams and bent over to pay whatever exorbitant amount of money they…
A few weeks ago while on vacation in Washington DC, I was on a booze cruise where a song got stuck in my head but not in a good way. The rapper sang about making “these bitches scream” and how they could “get a taste” of him. Bitches…I mean Ladies, where’s your self respect? If some Prick…I…
Welcome to Douche Bagging 101. Don’t worry, this isn’t going to be a How-To post, it’s a precautionary tale. If you master the fine art of Ass Holery it’s a short step to obtaining the title of Douche Bag. The path is paved with inflated self importance and entitlement. There are many but here’s the Top 5…
This post is an homage to my sister (who shall remain nameless since she would rather not be affiliated with this blog, which is the greatest form of flattery) and her world famous travel blog. Trust me, it’s huge in Russia and with seniors. Last week my partner and I went to Miami on…
My gay opinion on stalking is I’m all for it, just don’t be a creeper. I, myself, am a recreational stalker. I’m not a break-into-a-starlet’s-home-and-try-on-her-underwear-while-rolling-around-in-her-bed stalker but that could be because my lock picking skills are lacking. I have, however, had the pleasure of meeting many of my all time favorite diva’s and basking in…
It’s no secret that I love animals but have no use for kids. I’m not interested in anyone until they’re old enough to use the toilet and able clean my house. I won’t even pretend to understand why people would want kids. So obviously my gay opinion on breeding is DON’T DO IT! I hear…
I kind of feel bad for teens today, they’re lied to every day. Parents can’t tell them the truth for fear of DCF coming knocking on their door and teachers can’t tell them the truth or they can lose their job and the school will get sued. So that leaves teens to find honesty the…
Let’s get one thing straight (so to speak) right from the get go, I LOVE CONCERTS! I don’t smoke, drink or do drugs but everybody needs at least one addiction in life and concert going is mine. I will travel the state, cross state lines, or travel to other countries just to see my favorite…
