In my gay opinion, a lot of people follow alternative or punk bands just to up their street cred. I gave up any hopes of ever being cool around the time I started squeezing my fat teen ass into pleather pants, florescent sweat shirts, Converse high tops, my plastic Michael Jackson inspired zipper jacket, and…
Monthly Archives: July 2019
Desperately Seeking A Gay Dave
Death. Nobody wants to think about it but it’s inevitable. Before I die there’s one slight detail I need to tie up in order to prepare my estate, I have to find the next gay Dave to bestow my diva autograph collection on to. I’m a total stalker who enjoys meeting divas at meet and…
Ingrid Michaelson’s Stranger Songs
I was a huge fan of the first season of the TV show Stranger Thing. I loved the sci-fi teen adventure plot with an 80’s feel, it reminded me of the movies ET and Goonies and I also loved that they bailed Winona Ryder’s ass out of a mall jail somewhere to star. Then season…
Weddings And Funerals
Funerals and weddings are my least favorite ways to spend time. I have to dress up in a shirt and tie to attend a formal ritual of zero interest. This month I had a memorial service and wedding within 48 hours of each other, boy am I glad that’s over with. Funerals, memorial services, celebrations…