Top 5 Unexplainable Turn Ons

While trolling around the internet as the modern day gay Christopher Columbus type that I am, I’m constantly discovering new worlds of people involved in all sorts of intriguing situations. My in depth investigative research has, at times, left me thinking to myself, “Self, why would people be into such things?” 9 times out of…

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Top 5 Most Overrated Dead Celebrities

With the passing of Robin Williams (who I haven’t been a fan of since Mork & Mindy) I thought I would compile, in my gay opinion, who are the Top 5 Most Overrated Dead Celebrities. #5: Patrick Swayze – Patrick’s life was romanticized due to his long term marriage to his teenage sweetheart and his…

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Breeding

It’s no secret that I love animals but have no use for kids. I’m not interested in anyone until they’re old enough to use the toilet and able clean my house. I won’t even pretend to understand why people would want kids. So obviously my gay opinion on breeding is DON’T DO IT! I hear…

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