Love Is The Answer

The Orlando shooting this past weekend that killed 49 people is bothering me a lot, for many reasons. First, being gay, it’s scary to think that someone could be so full of hatred towards gays that he’d be willing to go into a gay club and randomly gun people down. Second, that there are people…

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Check Out My Balls

I’m not one of those crafty sort of gays. Every New Years instead of making a resolution, I attempt a project. In past years I’ve dabbled in photography and collaging. Photography was fun but not really crafty and I learned that I don’t have the patience to glue those fucking little pieces of paper down…

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My Gay Presidential Cabinet

After my last post about politics and voting, I thought about what my Presidential cabinet would look like…it would have a slick black lacquer finish with mirrors on the top, sides and drawer faces and pink velvet lined drawers. I have just as much of a shot of being President as I have of being…

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My Fairy Tale To Becoming A Hat Model

Once upon a time there was a gay lad who grew up in the shire known as Meriden. He would spend his days and nights laying in bed staring longingly at the photo on his ceiling of the fair Maiden Farrah, in her red bathing attire with her flowing golden locks, thinking to himself “Self,…

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Movie Choosing Methodology

In my gay opinion movies are second only to music as the best way of escape from everyday life. I enjoy watching at least a couple movies a week and have a couple thousand rated on my Netflix queue. My star ratings are 1 star: What a piece of crap, I couldn’t even get through…

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